The Tide Log
Dated dispatches from the Mint: storm notes, the Sea’s Share, how-tos, and where the Gulf gives up its silver.
Oct 6th 2026 · Florida Man Mint
Pensacola: Florida Man and the Echo That Arrived Early
A Gulf fable · Pensacola “Friday,” said Ruben’s courtyard. Ruben stopped with his mouth open. He had been about to say Friday. Florida Man knew this because his friend had been discussing…
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Oct 6th 2026 · Florida Man Mint
Crystal River: Florida Man and the Library That Fit Through the Gate
A Gulf fable · Crystal River The library reached Crystal River at nine in the morning and stopped four inches outside a gate. It was a very handsome library, though at present it contained no books. It…
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Oct 1st 2026 · Florida Man Mint
Florida Man and the Unfinished Shell on Sanibel
A Gulf fable · Sanibel The first blue shell-print appeared in Florida Man's drawing on Sanibel before anybody had put a shell there. It traveled round the great spiral, crossed a line he had just made, and…
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Oct 1st 2026 · Florida Man Mint
Sarasota: Florida Man and the Parade of Overambitious Shadows
A Gulf fable · Sarasota Florida Man had agreed to carry a banner around a courtyard in Sarasota. His shadow arrived wearing a top hat, which seemed an ambitious interpretation of the job. When he scratched his…
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Oct 1st 2026 · Florida Man Mint
Florida Man and the Knot That Shortened Cortez
A Gulf fable · Cortez Florida Man opened Ada's garden gate in Cortez and found Bram's kitchen table on the other side, close enough to steal a pickle. He left the pickle alone. Bram was sitting beside it with a…
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Oct 1st 2026 · Florida Man Mint
Tampa Bay: Florida Man Gives an Oyster Shell a Second Job
A Gulf fable · Tampa Bay Pearl had applied for three jobs along Tampa Bay and been refused all three before Florida Man finished unloading his truck. The first required legs. The second required handwriting.…
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Oct 1st 2026 · Florida Man Mint
Cedar Key: Florida Man and the Map of the Missing Station
A Gulf fable · Cedar Key The old railroad map of Cedar Key had a small problem with Florida Man. Every time he chose a direction, it folded away the part he needed. He flattened it against his knee. The line…
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Oct 1st 2026 · Florida Man Mint
Florida Man Delivers a Little Winter to Apalachicola
A Gulf fable · Apalachicola Florida Man found winter behind his truck in Apalachicola, occupying about as much ground as a respectable bath mat. It had frost around the edges and six flakes of snow traveling in…
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